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SHE-BARI - tying up women
HE-BARI - tying up men
ME-BARI - self-bondage
FEE-BARI - tying up people for money
PRE-BARI - bondage foreplay
RE-BARI - “Hey, that was great! Let’s do it again!”
TREE-BARI - outdoor bondage, tying people to trees
DE-BARI - untying people
LE BARI - tying up French people
NO-BARI - “Not tonight, I’ve got a headache...”
Q-BARI - Exploding BONDage
SHIT-BARI - Really really bad ropework
TRUEBARI - It's the one and only, by definition. To embrace the art, you must conform to the 110 Commandments of the traditional, classical, modern, avante-garde Truebari Temple at the foot of Mount Bonzai.
Ha! A real Truebari master would never do that. This is a binding paradox. The Truebari that can be tied is not Truebari.
Truebari masters ropes always get laid. . .
(thanks to BossMason for that one)
EU-BARI - (eu - Greek: good, well, normal; happy, pleasing; used as a prefix)
Also EU as in European Union, therefore "tying as done on this side of the pond"
It's also an environmentally friendly word as it uses fewer letters than "truebari".
FU-BARI - You may start out with an idea in mind, but it finishes fu---d up beyond all recognition
(and to Reiver for that)
HYPERBARI - tying done in an oxygen tent
ECO-BARI - tying people environment-friendly with 100% organic, fair trade, animal product free, and herbal colours dyed ropes which are so natural that you can chew and even eat them, when you are hungry. So Eco-Bari is the first vegetarian rope diet.
(thanks to Musubimen on ForumBondage)
and of course,
SHAMBARI - no further comment!
and then we have:
BARISTA - Rope artist with a taste for coffee
BARITONE - Rope artist who sings while he ties
BARI-STER - Rope artist and lawyer
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